The screenplay for THE SENSITIVITY PROGRAM revives the women-in-prison genre with a wild twist. You want some adjectives? How about "smart?" Or, "funny?" Or, "sexy and action-packed?"

Holy crap, I sure do wish I could tell you the premise! I will say that when my writing partner Skot Christopherson and I pitched this to a film-festival panel of industry types, their eyes lit up like a row of compact fluorescents. First comment: "What's your phone number?"

If you're an industry type whose eyes have been looking droopy and clouded, maybe you need to read THE SENSITIVITY PROGRAM. Drop me a line. Serious enquiries only, please.